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Salted Weapon Monkey+++

Salted Weapon, Jun 9, 2016

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Wife would shoot me with a real one.... if I attempted to install this anywhere in the house.

But yes, I like it!!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jun 9, 2016

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Oltymer Monkey++

Are those legal in Kalifornia? Thinking it might be considered a high sheet capacity magazine.

"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." - Mark Twain

Oltymer, Jun 9, 2016

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Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

That would look real nice out in the outhouse..

How would your ancestors look upon your life and deed's??
Pro Libertate

TAKE note:
A lion has risen from His Lair, A Destroyer of nations has set out,
Left his own place to Ruin your land,
To Demolish and Depopulate your cities.
Jeremiah 4:7

The second amendment is not about the taking of game. It is about the resistance to those of government that would unjustly exert their will over the citizens by the use of force through THEIR standing army, the abc agencies.

The militia is the peoples standing army.

Reference; Hon. J Story

Dont, Jun 9, 2016

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svjoe Angry Monkey

Yard Dart said: ↑

Wife would shoot me with a real one.... if I attempted to install this anywhere in the house.

But yes, I like it!!
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I'm with you.....Wife would have no part of it, but it's still damn cool!!

Magnus frater spectat te

svjoe, Jun 10, 2016

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

These are Nurse approved and in our house.

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jun 10, 2016

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Salted Weapon Monkey+++

Oltymer said: ↑

Are those legal in Kalifornia? Thinking it might be considered a high sheet capacity magazine.
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Best quote so far hehe. YD close second.

Salted Weapon, Jun 10, 2016

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Salted Weapon Monkey+++

We each have our own bathroom here a mens and ladies I could do this if I could find one.

Salted Weapon, Jun 10, 2016

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

But the REAL Question to be answered, is what do you put in your "TRANNY" BathRoom?

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Jun 10, 2016

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

BTPost said: ↑

But the REAL Question to be answered, is what do you put in your "TRANNY" BathRoom?
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Alligators

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 10, 2016

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Gaowlpoop Monkey++

I am sure the libs will **** themselves when they see that!

Gaowlpoop, Jun 10, 2016

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Salted Weapon Monkey+++

BTPost said: ↑

But the REAL Question to be answered, is what do you put in your "TRANNY" BathRoom?
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Gun points towards the user ????

Salted Weapon, Jun 10, 2016

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VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

BTPost said: ↑

But the REAL Question to be answered, is what do you put in your "TRANNY" BathRoom?
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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jun 10, 2016

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Salted Weapon said: ↑

We each have our own bathroom here a mens and ladies I could do this if I could find one.
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015ZYB6IA/?tag=survivalmonke-20

Amazon.com: Ll Home Double Revolver Toilet Paper Holder: Home & Kitchen

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jun 10, 2016

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Salted Weapon Monkey+++

Tully Mars said: ↑

Amazon.com: Pistol / Revolver Toilet Paper Holder: Home & Kitchen

Amazon.com: Ll Home Double Revolver Toilet Paper Holder: Home & Kitchen
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Oh sweet , I wasn't joking this is cool. We had two boys and me , mrs got her own so I now have mine and put guy stuff in there was looking for a gun handle faucet too.

Salted Weapon, Jun 10, 2016

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Salted Weapon said: ↑

Oh sweet , I wasn't joking this is cool. We had two boys and me , mrs got her own so I now have mine and put guy stuff in there was looking for a gun handle faucet too.
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“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 10, 2016

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Salted Weapon Monkey+++

SWWEEEET. Wonder how much those type things cost.

Salted Weapon, Jun 10, 2016

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Salted Weapon said: ↑

SWWEEEET. Wonder how much those type things cost.
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Which one interests you?

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 10, 2016

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 10, 2016

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 10, 2016

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