Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Had a Dr Appointment on Tuesday, fine looking sky until time to leave the Doc's. Roads home were blocked by water and cross bars, finally remembered an old single lane road that once lead to a Family Plot. Bingo! No water, no cross bars, made it home to the high and dry with a flood plane rating of X.

    Been home since Tuesday, after an 80 mile trip using all but water wings from the Doc's place in Temple. As roads were being closed behind us, but now warm and dry.

    Coffee time, no Red Cross Cot for us.

    I Expect to see the Sun on SUNday.
     
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  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    That would be my wife dealing with the kids. I'm not in the picture because I'm busy drinking beer and watching the Seahawks with my buddies. See how naive I was when I was younger? The second picture is dead on accurate - me dealing with the voracious appetites of my wife's kids (I didn't meet her until they were adults) who have yet to learn about the magical benefits of employment beyond a month or two.
     
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  3. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    When the robots take your job the only thing left to drink is...

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  4. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    better watch your A$$ at Micky Dees!
     
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  5. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Robots will save the....Oh, wait.
     
  6. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Least you think I joke...

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    OK, this one is a joke -
    McDonald's is not always considered the most glamorous place to work, however one server in Taiwan is bringing a little added allure to the counter. Hsu Wei-han, whose age was not given, has been attracting plenty of customers to her branch of the fast-food chain in the city of Kaohsiung after she was discovered by a blogger.

    RainDog spotted the doll-like beauty and noted that Wei-han, who is also known as 'Weiwei' or 'Haitun' ('dolphin' in Chinese), was cute and wore a pink shirt and heels


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    This, however, is no joke...
     
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  7. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    and when $15/hr is the mandated wage...here is what happens to the local burger joint.
     
  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  9. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

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  10. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

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    Only a Texas mom would stand in the flood waters and argue with a longhorn. "That's right, mister! You can just turn yourself around and go back THAT way, right now! Move it!"
     
  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  12. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    I sure hope so..
     
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  13. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey


    Nowadays that's hoarding and will be turned over the the authorities for fair and equal distribution
     
  14. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    The reality is ,He's probably listening and understands exactly what she is saying.
     
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  15. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Under the chin of the moose you can see a smaller one.
     
  16. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Least everyone think the flooding in Texas is somehow 'globul($hit) warming' related... 1913 was also a strong El Nino year.

    Flooding happened in Texas AND
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    Indiana

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    Dayton (20 feet of water in streets)

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    and, of course, San Antonino....

    Sadly, as long as people build by rivers....
     
  17. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    summer is always a good time to go fishing...
     
  18. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    is this a red Snapper?
     
  19. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    fly fishing in Alaska can be hard on your back...
     
  20. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    just where you go fishing is important as well. The neighbors can be...loud.
     
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