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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 27, 2016

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 27, 2016

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 27, 2016

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T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Apr 27, 2016

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T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Apr 27, 2016

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

chelloveck said: ↑

Via: Transgender
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Captured? Where? I thought he was killed and dumped in the ocean?

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Apr 27, 2016

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

3M-TA3 said: ↑

Captured? Where? I thought he was killed and dumped in the ocean?
Click to expand...

Far be it for me to indulge in conspiracy theories, but a little internet birdy told me that Osama was helping the Intel fellas for a while. Ocean dumping may or may not be a part of the cover story.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 27, 2016

#11147
Motomom34 Monkey+++

Because Nice Matters

Motomom34, Apr 27, 2016

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 27, 2016

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 27, 2016

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

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800 mg Motrin...... Infantry candy!!!!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Apr 27, 2016

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Apr 27, 2016

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Apr 27, 2016

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I was always bad at math until it was explained like this.... Now, I'm just fat!

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 28, 2016

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Pizza, like ketchup, is a vegetable. Mom kept nagging me to eat my veggis... If I had only known!

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 28, 2016

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Seems legit for these days and end of meme....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 28, 2016

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T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Apr 28, 2016

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T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Apr 28, 2016

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T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Apr 28, 2016

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T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Apr 28, 2016

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