The Beer Tent

Have a drink on me! Oops, looks like you already did.

 

After reading - don't forget to watch the video at the end!!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here: Beer Demo

 

Sorry y'all..

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/03/hops.fire.ap/index.html




YAKIMA, Washington (AP) -- Federal investigators were set Tuesday to begin an investigation into a fire that ruined about 4 percent of America's yield of hops, used as flavoring in the brewing of beer and ale.
The fire started shortly before noon Monday in a 40,000-square-foot (3,600-square-meter) warehouse operated by S.S. Steiner Inc., one of the four largest hop buyers in the Yakima Valley of central Washington. By mid-afternoon flames engulfed most of the building, sending up plumes of smoke and a pungent aroma.
Municipal fire crews, aided by regional firefighters, ripped away metal siding to shoot water directly onto the hops.
Based on an industry official's estimate of the quantity of hops in the warehouse, the loss could amount to $3.5 million to $4 million. The impact on brewers and beer prices was unclear early Tuesday.

 

News from A-B

Chocolate Beer

Now I've had beer made with chocolate but I can't wrap my brain around Chocolate Beer and still consider it beer.

 

Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:


Talked excessively without making sense;

became overly emotional;

couldn't drive;

failed to think rationally;

argued over nothing;

had to sit down while urinating;

and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

 

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNe...alcohol_brain_061218/20061218?hub=CTVNewsAt11


Alcohol may help brain recover from head trauma

Updated Mon. Dec. 18 2006 11:08 PM ET
CTV.ca News Staff
A little alcohol in the blood may actually help the survival of those entering hospitals with traumatic brain injury, according to a study by Canadian researchers.