This thread Will never die!

I'll just tell him it's a reallllllly long "Spiritual Retreat"

 

I love Christmas....in theory...


The Spirit of Christmas.....


Sooooooo...



Merry Margarita, Y'all!

 

Okay, I'm really starting to wonder about what IQ it takes to even breathe anymore. Seems that it is so low that almost anyone can be an idiot. What is with all the stupidity that is running rampant and 'in your face' lately? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Interesting Tracy....I know someone who is a mouth breather...

 

Maybe I can convince them that we are making a reality show about people wanting to be smurfs. All you have to do is hold your breath a really long time. Think that may catch on?

 

Nah...then they just pass out, and eventually wake up to say something stupid again....

Have to come up with something better than that...

I find ear plugs work well....

 

Maybe when you run sleeping people through a woodchipper they don't scream so much?

 

Oh Dear God....are you talking about THESE kind of people...

I'm being bi boardial tonight...playin on another board..

Someone was talking about "fake n bake"?? Tanning beds.....?

and someone actually said this....

"But it sitll is dangerous----it can still cause cancer.
And I have a friend that had to have a liver transplant after tanning---it baked her liver "

Dear God....I had to leave...how do you tell someone it is a tanning bed..not a microwave ??? and that that is just NOT possible...a friend???

How do you tell a friend that????

I will not laugh...I will not laugh...I will not laugh....I will not laugh...I will not laugh....I will not laugh...

whew...I feel better...






oh heck no...SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't know, sounds like a case of a tanning bed being a microwave emitter. Seems like someone's brains are fried.

 

Oh God..."it baked her liver"...

God help me...

 

Is that anything like my sister-in-law thinks I'm going to start glowing in the dark on account of all the microwaved food my wife feeds me? She also thing they put earthworms in hot dogs.

One time my wife had to work late and left a can of spam out for me to fix for my supper. (She did tell me to take it out of the can before putting it in the microwave.) What I did was get out a frying pan and put the spam in the pan to heat it up. I got it all done and was just about ready to sit down to eat when my wife got home. She took one look and asked me, "You going to eat all that?" I had not just heated it I had "fixed it" and all this time she didn't know I could do anything more than use the microwave. Had to fight her off to get any for myself. Best can of spam I'd had in years.

 

LMAO!!!

Yeah...I told my roommate in college I didn't know how to cut up a chicken so I never had to do it when we made Fried Chicken???

Then she caught me making it for a guy one night....she came home to pick something up she left there??

That was the end of that little fun.....I cut up ALL the chicken after that....

She was furious with me for lying to her....

 

What is up with supply? I request an ACU and it comes in yesterday. Digi-shirt, pants and tan boots. Velcro sticky spots to tack name plate and unit patches. Did I get them? Noooo. No nametags, unit patch or Army tag. First time I needed a BDU they sent me the shirt and a belt. No pants or cap. I wanna choke someone really bad. I guess I'm gonna have to break down and order my own from some online dealer. Will there ever be a time when you order something and it all arrives together in one box, or is Murphy the only one that works at supply?

 

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