On the last departmental picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) cup each person ....... I was fired for ordering the cups.
I hope you at LEAST got one heck of a letter of reference that centered around your "ability to use creativity in the solution of problems"......ahahahahaaaa
Quigley, please tell me this is a joke..... if it's for real, I'm sorry you got fired but it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of in my life!
Honest Boss, I'm not as think as you drunk I am........ On second thought, maybe I am hooter than a drunk owl!