Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Good thing you were fishing and not water skiing...
     
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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    That was a swim call canceled by fins approaching. The shark fishing was another story.
     
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  3. whynot

    whynot Monkey+++

    Wife is distant second to Grandma. Grandma's, by definition are old and usually don't care anymore.
     
  4. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Small Arms practice time.
     
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  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Yep. Thompson and M1.
     
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  6. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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  7. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    @Minuteman You made me laugh in front of my wife, then I had to explain what was so funny... :whistle:
     
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  8. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Laughing at the wrong things can get you in trouble!! Read this one in private. One of my favorites. 1798706_10151973688310662_1638996596_n.
     
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  9. CaboWabo5150

    CaboWabo5150 Hell's coming with me

    It has become a religion.. Worshiping the mighty "Algore"..
     
  10. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    I was in Paris last month. I didn't know it when I made the reservations but the big climate change conference was going on that same week. We were there to celebrate my wife's 50th birthday. I had rented a limo to take us on a tour of the city. My wife asked the limo driver if he had driven anyone famous. He named off a few celebrities, actors, sports figures, then he said that he had driven Al Gore just the night before. He said "He sat right there where you're sitting". I swear I couldn't wait to get back to the hotel and shower. I felt like bathing in a whole tub of Purell. I still shudder at the thought!
     
  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    [fnny][ROFL]

    Some questions are best left unasked. ;)

    I hope the shower faucet was like the one on the right.....there's nothing quite persistent as the scent of Al Gore...except perhaps Eau de Hilarity (So I am told).

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  12. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Ever wonder what to do with that old couch??

    cant-have-nice-things.
     
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  13. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Then there is always The World's Fastest Couch:
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    About ten years ago I was camping out in the Alvord Desert of SE Oregon and on my way back to town when the couch roared down the road passing us in the oncoming lane. Don't know if it was this one, one by the same gent, or different entirely.
     
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  14. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Problem solved:
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  15. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    During the hard times a man always looks for a woman. During the good times, he looks for the second one..
     
  16. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    During the good times a woman often looks for a hard man....during the hard times, she looks for a harder man. ;)
     
  17. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    In the good times some of us look to the one who stood with us in the hard times.
     
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  18. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

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  19. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    [chopper]
     
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  20. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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