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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 18, 2015

#8861

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 18, 2015

#8862

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RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

The Farmer's Son - As tempting as it is, still not worth getting shot over

Sadlak Industries, Division of Sadlak Manufacturing LLC- 860-742-0227 Ext 14 - sales@sadlak.com

“You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.” Aristotle

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion."
Albert Camus
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If I have managed to get through the day without wishing bodily harm to another human being, if I have gotten through the day without killing a plant, if I have been able to get at least 2 hours of sleep, if I have been able to hide my fangs behind a smile and rain on my heart behind a laugh, it has been a successful day. my evil twin

www.survivalmonkey.com

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RightHand, Nov 18, 2015

#8863

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

RightHand said: ↑

The Farmer's Son - As tempting as it is, still not worth getting shot over

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well played RH!!!!!! Well Played......

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 18, 2015

#8864

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 18, 2015

#8865

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 18, 2015

#8866

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 18, 2015

#8867

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 18, 2015

#8868

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

As it turns out, sometimes there is truth behind a stereotype....sometimes.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 18, 2015

#8869

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

a dog's best friend, eh?

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 18, 2015

#8870

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

woof!

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 18, 2015

#8871

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

truth is stranger than fiction.( True story)
Guy I work with gets robbed at gun point, cops get called, report is filed, and the cop hands him a card.
He says " if I see this guy, I want the direct number to get ahold of you guys fast!"
Cops says " that number I just gave you is the main dispact number, it will be fast."
Guy says " no, I want the number to the donut shop around the corner there is NEVER less than three cruisers there at any time!!"

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Nov 18, 2015

#8872

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

when you think about it a bit more, it just gets funnier.... Duuuuuude

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 18, 2015

#8873

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

and in other news tonight....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 18, 2015

#8874

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T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Nov 18, 2015

#8875

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

RightHand said: ↑

The Farmer's Son - As tempting as it is, still not worth getting shot over

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I don't know about that. There'd be plenty of buff fellas that would take the risk and do him!

(Edit: I had thought of posting this meme in the Guns & Gals thread...but it may just only unnecessarily add to the amount of gun cheesecake already there.)

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Nov 19, 2015

#8876

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Tobit Ham Extra Class

Jennifer Lopez and Selena Gomez please?

(oops did I say that outloud)

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion. For most men, it appears to me, are in a strange uncertainty about it, whether it is of the devil or of God, and have somewhat hastily concluded that it is the chief end of man here to "glorify God and enjoy him forever.""

Tobit, Nov 19, 2015

#8877
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

T. Riley said: ↑

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That may be true, however using the device aggravates the assault.

Aggravated Assault legal definition of Aggravated Assault

Edit: The preferred devices for mass killings in American schools and cinemas are guns....assailants in mass killings don't bitch-slap their victims to death.

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Nov 19, 2015

#8878

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Tobit Ham Extra Class

@chelloveck loves my aggravated behavior.

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion. For most men, it appears to me, are in a strange uncertainty about it, whether it is of the devil or of God, and have somewhat hastily concluded that it is the chief end of man here to "glorify God and enjoy him forever.""

Tobit, Nov 19, 2015

#8879
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

chelloveck said: ↑

That may be true, however using the device aggravates the assault.

Aggravated Assault legal definition of Aggravated Assault

Edit: The preferred devices for mass killings in American schools and cinemas are guns....assailants in mass killings don't bitch-slap their victims to death.
Click to expand...

2014 Kunming attack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Perhaps it is an American trait. Some folks use knives. And blunt force trauma kills more Americans than ALL forms of domestic gun deaths.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Nov 19, 2015

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