Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I bet the story behind having "killed" a roller would be interesting.

 

This is old news but, first off, TB-25N 44-30748 (N8195H), perhaps better known as Heavenly Body, was purchased for the Erickson Aircraft Collection at Madras, Oregon back in June 2014, and is now operated as part of that collection.



No change to the paint scheme or name or nose art, to this point anyways. This was long operated by the late Milo Pupich out of Van Nuys airport, and this airplane is a Catch-22 veteran - so it should look familiar to folks who watch warbirds in movies rather than the actors...

movie outtake

 

No, ....really?

 

That is about the most "kind" photoshop job I've ever seen. I never want to see either of those two in less than a full burka, but if I had to guess, I'd say they've both got quite a bit more spare tire than this picture...

 

Today the Federal Prison Board overruled Obama's pork ban in federal prisons. A rare victory for the red blooded American criminals. The bread is only there so I my wife can't say "You just ate a pile of bacon." Now it's a sandwich.

 

At least he isn't staring at the dude... (psssst, kid, she wants a dollar...)

 

What makes you think that the one in fishnets isn't a dude?? That realisation may account for the young fella's startled expression!

Kim Davis's eyeball examination of a devoted couple applying for a marriage license from her office was an epic fail. Homophobic Kentucky Clerk Accidentally Married a Trans Man and His Wife | GOOD

Never judge a book by its cover...check the documentation first.

 

There is far more to male and female sexual dimorphism than bolt on boobs and butts, and whether they have a surgical innie or outie down there. Just like we Americans were fooled by Ford Granadas in the 1980 being Mercedies lookalikes, as soon as we saw several examples of each , none of us could believe we were fooled in the first place.

I've been drug to several female impersonator shows by my "friends" and there are more trannies running around in my area than have been produced by all auto makers in the last 10 years. I guarantee that's a female. Hands, neck length, no Adam's apple, no heavy makeup covering stubble, natural waist, natural pear shape. Even the famed Bangkok ladyboys stand out like a blinking light if you stop looking at their unnatural boobs for a half second. I've seen it all. Trust me.

If I wasn't married, short, fat, old, ugly, and had a personality I'd hit it.

 

To heck with the hair cut,gimme another Scotch

 

So, you wonder where those 800 missing Toyota Utes went that were stolen in Aussie Land?

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Toyota HiLux tops the list of Australia’s most stolen cars
September 6, 20158:30am

Red hot ... Toyota HiLux is a favourite among tradies and car thieves. Picture: Supplied.

Joshua DowlingNews Corp Australia Network

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THE Toyota HiLux has topped Australia’s most wanted list among car criminals — and 40 per cent of those stolen are never found.

While car theft across Australia is the lowest since records were kept in the 1970s — and has been cut by two thirds from a peak of 142,000 in 2001 to 52,000 in the past 12 months — the rate of HiLux thefts is rising.

The number of HiLuxes stolen in the past 12 months is 10 per cent higher than it was the previous year — but the number of professional HiLux thefts is increasing at a greater rate, up 28 per cent.


Theft target ... the Toyota HiLux ute is top of Australia’s most wanted list. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

Four out of every 10 stolen HiLux utes vanish, never to be seen again. The total cost of stolen HiLux utes is estimated to be $23.8 million in the past 12 months alone, according to Australia’s peak car theft authority.

“They’re red hot,” says Ray Carroll, the head of the National Motor Vehicle Theft Reduction Council.

“They’ve just got the eye of the crooks at the moment. They’re big sellers and there’s huge demand for parts in the repair industry.”

The authority, which collates data nationally from police and the insurance industry, says the HiLux utes that are never found are either broken down for parts or shipped overseas.

“The majority are broken up for parts; we have seen some instances where a HiLux has been cut in half and put into a container,” says Carroll.

Following reports that HiLux utes have turned up in complete form in the middle east to be used by terror groups, including ISIS, the car theft body says most stolen Toyotas are exported in parts.

“Most of the HiLux parts end up in the Middle East and sometimes Asia, both regions where the HiLux is also a popular vehicle.”


Sought after ... Holden Commodore is a favourite for car thieves when older models are included. Picture: Supplied.Source:Supplied

While Holden and Ford are in the next two years shutting the factories that make the iconic Commodore and Falcon, the two Australian-made cars are still a favourite among thieves.

When all year models are combined, more Holden Commodores are stolen than Toyota HiLux utes (1494 versus 2671).

The Ford Falcon is Australia’s third most commonly stolen car when all year models are combined but 72 per cent of Commodores are recovered, making them less of a professional theft target in percentage terms than the HiLux.


Local hero ... Ford Falcon sales may be down but older models are still popular with thieves. Picture: Supplied.Source:News Limited

Top 20 stolen cars by year model in the 2014-2015 financial year

Toyota HiLux 2005 to 2011 ... 732

Holden Commodore VT 1997 to 2000 ... 726

Holden Commodore VE 2006 to 2013 ... 717

Nissan Pulsar 1995 to 2000 ... 715

Holden Commodore VX 2000 to 2002 ... 561

Ford Falcon BA 202 to 2005 ... 541

Holden Commodore VY 2002 to 2004 ... 515

Hyundai Excel 1994 to 2000 ... 453

Toyota Hilux 1998 to 2004 ... 435

Holden Commodore VZ 2004 to 2006 ... 413

Ford Falcon AU 1998 to 2002 ... 413

Toyota Hiace 1990 to 2004 ... 374

Nissan Patrol 1997 to current ... 332

Toyota Hilux 1989 to 1997 ... 327

Toyota LandCruiser 80 Series 1990 to 1998 ... 316

Holden Commodore VS 1995 to 1997 ... 300

Nissan Navara D40 2005 to 2015 ... 293

Nissan Pulsar 1991 to 1995 ... 284

Ford Falcon FG 2008 to 2014 ... 281

Holden Astra 1999 to 2005 ... 260

Source: National Motor Vehicle Theft Reduction Council.

 

I do hope you hit it with a condom...some liaisons leave more than just memories.

It just dawned on me that many of the bearded ladies in carnie side shows must be men! The beard a cunning stratagem for hiding their Adam's apple.

 

You haven't seen my Mother In Law...