Did you ever wonder about exactly where the regions in Texas are?

NOW you Know.

 

Nice map!

 

I thought all of them were called "are we there yet?"

 

@#!$ What do you mean we're STILL in texas??!

 

Texas... nothing but miles and miles. of nothing but miles and miles.... (rinse and repeat until too tired to say it again...)

 

Very true. But in all fairness to our Texican Monkeys I've had a lot of fun there back in my younger days.

 

me too back BC... before Carter

 

So where's the Hill Country?!?!?

 

800 miles north-Colorado, Wyoming and Montana

 

Up here in #1 we get snow and lots of it. We also have summers that do not melt asphalt and concrete. On the downside, you must speak Spanish to get any sort of public relations job and until very recently we thought rain was a magical fairytale similar to Thor, Sleeping Beauty, and well dressed Walmart shoppers.

 

Ya ever driven across Texas and 50 miles (embellishment) from any town in either direction there's a chair by the fence. Or seen the fence with boots? Are they still there?

 

The important thing to remember is that each of those regions, regardless of actual distance from each other is "just down the road a piece".

When I lived there in the 80s, I actually heard someone say that Houston was just down the road a piece from Austin. It's 160 (roughly) frigging miles!

 

It's missing the controlled by drug cartels regions, and even worse the liberal controlled ones.

 

Libs in Texas? Say it isn't so.

 

Austin, also now many areas are being flooded blue voting undocumented Democrats

 

I started a post stating I thought...libs...Austin... LOL!
The other part isn't funny at all.

 

Wheres the hills are.

 

Yup but most of the drive bys are in the country and it's some kid spot lighting deer.

 

Hill country is south of Austin if memory serves me right. Where is the "big bend" area?