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techsar Monkey+++

DKR said: ↑

That's not a knife...

THIS is a knife

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I always thought that was a cluster that rhymed with duck

techsar, Feb 1, 2015

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

DKR said: ↑

That's not a knife...

THIS is a knife

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I used to have two knives, not far from that one. It even had fork on one end and a spoon on the other.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Feb 1, 2015

#5642
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Feb 1, 2015

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Ever feel like...

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Feb 1, 2015

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Feb 1, 2015

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DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

I had one of these growing up:

Reluctor Dominatus - μολών λαβέ - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, The Right Of The People To Keep And Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed. - The Second Amendment

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - John Galt

I have received NO government orders of any kind, public or secret (watch for this notice to be removed.)

DarkLight, Feb 1, 2015

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

DarkLight said: ↑

I had one of these growing up:

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Similar but mine was about three times that size, and pretty old. (2 of 'em,)

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Feb 1, 2015

#5647
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Like this old K-Bar?

These kind of sets have been around a long time. Even before hobos....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Feb 1, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

The FB-22 regional bomber proposed for our friends in Oz.

Current F-22 capacities.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Feb 1, 2015

#5649
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

kellory said: ↑

Similar but mine was about three times that size, and pretty old. (2 of 'em,)
Click to expand...

Looked a lot like this, but had many more blades of various functions.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Feb 1, 2015

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Feb 2, 2015

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Feb 2, 2015

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Feb 2, 2015

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Feb 2, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Feb 2, 2015

#5655
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Feb 2, 2015

#5656

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Feb 2, 2015

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Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Feb 2, 2015

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Feb 2, 2015

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I blame it all on the suffragettes....yes, the rainbow pants wearing lesbian suffragettes: First the vote...and then...marriage equality!

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Feb 2, 2015

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