Mark your calendar for next Saturday

Mark your calendar for next Saturday!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Quaeda male to see any woman other than his wife, naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4pm eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Quaeda, to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives, and to show support for all American women.

And, since the Taliban and Al Quaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!

 

All these lard-ass buffaloes around here, I am sure to be mistaken for a Muslim.[footinmouth]

 

Thanks RH, I am now typing blind as my eyes were just burned out.

 

Since RightHand is providing the pork, I'll pull out the gas BBQ

 

Thanks, RH, It's the thought that counts. Now if I can get rid of this virus in my computer.

 

Yikes !!!!!

 

[srn]

 

Meet my new neighbors?

 

The hard part in some areas would be figureing out which guyswere gouging out their eyes due to being terrorists and which were due to seeing naked wemon that made those gals look good. Think it couldnt happen? Add 50 years to those gals then figure they either cant reach or dont bother to shave legs or arm pits for starters.

Sorry in advance for any cases of erectile disfunction those mental images may cause.

The amuseing thought though is to think of all the terrorists going to their final reward and finding out that all 72 of their virgins looked like that and worse. lol

 

These "virgins" are not human beings, or were not, according to the koran they are much like angels created by god to the best of my understanding