Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Nobody seems to have actually read what I actually wrote.....and if they did read what I wrote, they didn't process it very well.

Both tacmotusn and BTPOst have both convinced me that Sarah, IS able to see Russia from Alaska. I said nothing about seeing Russia from her house. In what way is what I wrote factually incorrect? Do facts still matter??? And is the scurrilous suggestion by Phyrrus that I "shut my man pleaser" an acceptable usage in this thread, in the context of the COC??? I have amended my post to remove any equivocation on my part about Sarah Palin's remarkable visionary capabilities....similar amendments by other posters to redact claims I didn't make would also seem to be in order.

I have no fear that Sarah Palin will be gunning for me with litigious law suits or any other kind of injuctory folderol. Besides, I feel secure in the knowledge that I can retain the services of that sterling SM attorney, Mr F. Ticious, for a half share of the book publishing, motion picture, stage play, opera libretto, and IPhone AP royalties when I write my account about of how I sued those who defamed me by libelling me!!!! Yep...facts DO count!!!

 

I think that the uniform board may have been nervous about exactly where that pocket button may have rested. Shiny gold ones may have been too distracting to her fellow military members. Best to pretend that she just doesn't have breasts.

 

You mustn't take that comment too seriously. In the Marine Corps, that's considered witty repartee. Marines say things like that to each other so often that they sometimes forget that their banter is not appropriate in conversations above that of an eighth grade level, or of a Marine barracks. At the end one of my Mediterranean deployments, etiquette coaches were hired to ride the ship back across the Atlantic with us, so that they could provide instruction in proper table manners and appropriate language usage in conversations.

 

Had to retrain 'em to eat with a knife and a fork, did ya'?

 

Although I'd like to think that the expression "man pleaser" was a bit of rough and tumble jocularity between peers, but at the risk of being wrong in assuming that Phyrrus considers me a boon, buddy, peer; I'm more inclined to consider it to be the slur that was intended. I didn't take the comment any more seriously than it deserved. If your Jarhead colleague underwent the same kind of post deployment etiquette training as your troops undertook, I think the DoD might want to get a refund from the etiquette coaches concerned.

For those of whom Marine Corps English is not a first language....the following link may make contextual sense of what Phyrrus wrote.

Urban Dictionary: Man Pleaser

Just as a side note, out of idle curiosity, I searched Google Images for the antonym of "man pleaser", and it came up with an avalanche of images of women's shoes.....it seems that women would prefer sexy shoes more than oral sex!

woman pleaser - Google Search

 

Allow me my delusions. I'd prefer to consider it rough jocularity, than to accept that a United States Marine officer would intentionally make a coarse insulting comment to a military officer of an allied nation, and thus bring embarrassment upon the Marine Corps. I'm sure that at the Basic School, the phrase "An Officer and a Gentleman" is still dusted off occasionally.

 

Panties all twisted up in this thread... At ease boys....

And for the record any self respecting enlisted Marine like myself would never be caught dead using the term "man pleaser".
The correct usage if the term is cock holster or cum catcher. - But only if it is directed at a male. Since we appreciate the ladies, the derogatory terms are replaced with much more endearing ones.

Carry on with the funny pictures

 

Less talking More Pics!

 

MM - You must be talking about someone we know and hate so well???

 

No BT, your not that bad. To know ones surprise the failure in chief takes first place.