Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    AWAKE ... Carnivore wanting to devour or seriously damage or destroy some non carnivores
     
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  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    fart on.
     
  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    How a real monkey does it !!!

     
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    You sure they weren't hump'n instead of hunt'n??? It's a clever way of slowing down the wild pigs so that the hunters could net the pigs. The monkeys seem to enjoy the game, and I'm sure they would have been amply rewarded for their part in the chase.
     
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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    and the winner of the Bear errm Hog back riding event.... Is the Monkey...
     
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  8. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I'm putting on of these in at my B.O.L.

     
  9. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    And what do you suppose would happen if someone with a CCW blew Chucky out of his socks .... stone cold dead?
     
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  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    They would give him a shoutout in the credits?;)
     
  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    MMMMM Bacon!!!!
     
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  14. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    This Chucky stunt is so damn stupid. Seriously I would like to see these promoters order their lapdog little person to pull this stunt on a police officer. It is wrong from so many different view points, and for so many reasons. Suppose the elderly individual with their grandchild had a heart attack? Suppose anyone with any sort of concealed weapon were to not flee and instead felt threatened and responded accordingly. I would not take this ATTACK as a simple joke. Was the large knife real? Did it look real? Was there time to fully assess whether or not it was real. 30 feet for me is condition yellow even without a knife. 20 feet and under with a weapon or what appears to be a weapon would be a shoot don't shoot split second decision. Under the best of situations, Chucky's awareness of a pistol aimed at his center of mass, and the fact that his intended target wasn't fleeing, and what he decided to do next would be what his life pivoted on. Live or die, which will it be?
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    In a final note, I can only say; I would hope the idiots who thought up this stunt did it in a liberal gunfree zone outside of the USA. Freakin Idiots!!!
     
  15. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Here Tac, Right about the 1:08 mark

     
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  16. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Years ago I got run off the road. It was a follow up to an earlier incident. Multiple individuals were in the vehicle that forced me off the road. There was taunting and beer bottles thrown at or bounced off my vehicle before I went into the ditch. Guess what was in the glove compartment? Yup, a 22lr target pistol. As these boys from the hood stopped and put their vehicle in reverse (back up lights came on, and vehicle started towards me), I stepped out with the pistol and took aim. They were 75 to 100 yards away. It was the still of the night after midnight. Somewhere in the string of 9 shots fired with a slight hesitation between each, the back up lights went out and they started to burn rubber fleeing. 9 of 9 got metal or glass. Never heard from them again or was questioned by police. I didn't report it, and a friend pulled me out of the ditch.
     
  17. CaboWabo5150

    CaboWabo5150 Hell's coming with me

    Did you see just how bad of a shot the guy in the last clip was? He fired at least 3 shots that hit 15-20 yards behind the vehicle. Granted, it was dark and heat of the moment. But still, I don't pull the trigger until I can see my sights.
     
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  18. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    [peep]
    Don't shoot till you see the "Whites of their UNDIES"[peep]
     
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  19. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    About 40 years ago, the National Guard got an idea for a funny prank. They did a drive by with a machine gun jeep firing a 50 cal loaded with blank s at people waiting in line to get into a gun show. It wasn't so funny when several people in line pulled weapons out and returned fire, and they were NOT shooting blanks!
     
  20. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I like a story with a happy ending and +1 Tac. or in this case +9
     
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