Things you never hear a man say...

Em, no. Men who wear togas and shoes like those, are men who think they're women.

 

No no, I was referring to the ladies with back boobies and elbow rolls who insist on wearing skirts so short you can see their happy trail... only it's more like an unhappy trail.

Very unhappy.

 

Baby, Let's go have a picnic at the park.

 

I can't wait till the new Prius or latest hybrid vehicle hits the showroom floor

 

"Your mother is coming, that's great news. "

 

Let's see a picture of Chello dressed up in his wig, make-up, Wearing a bola with a red thong and high heel's marching down main street with peacock feather's sticking out his arse !!!



Not really...lol

 

"Honey stand in front of me for a second. I gotta adjust my nuts and I don't want anyone to see me."

 

No, I don't want that truck... It eats too much gas.

 

Do you have one with less power?

 

Can I go with you to the baby shower?

 

"Why would I need more than one fishing rod?"

 

I hate the smell of Hoppes no 9

 

Damn it... I broke a nail...

 

No, I do not want to go into the Victoria Secrets store with you.

 

I would like to trade in my gas guzzling 4x4 for a Prius.

 

of course I know the difference between ecru and chartreuse

 

I think Pelosi is sexy! Woot!

 

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Almost Heaved !!
Not I should pull over & ask directions !