Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Of course she'd get home. That's where the hairbrush is.

 

Looks like a 21st century Scottish sword dance to me ... maybe.

 

Um, well, the thing is...that is not fur.

 

Yeah, it does.

 

You've never seen a Scot or Norseman without his shirt, have you? Trust me, it qualifies as fur.

 

My 3rd grade English teacher would have torn down the sign, found the idiot that typed it, and made him re-write it correctly 100 times, by hand. She was a tough b**ch, but we loved her by the end of the year.

 

I know it's old, but 'Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.'

 

I like roast beef with swiss on rye, lettuce, tomato, and mayo with a little salt and pepper.

 

You think that was tough? My 6th grade teacher would have found the idiot who typed it, handed him his penis, and had him re-write it correctly 100 times, by hand.....

 

Bleach, please. I can't unsee that any other way.

 

How old was your teacher? Mine was 63 when she taught me. Like I said, a tough OLD b**ch.

 

Probably not, but I bet it comes with s**t handles. You know, those handles over the door that you grab in a panic while saying "S**T!!!!!"

 

Party pooper.

 

God is a practical joker, and has a SICK sense of humor!

 

About as ironic as a station full of firefighters getting called out and forgetting that they had dinner in the oven. When they came back, ANOTHER fire station had been called ... to put theirs out. True story. My uncle was in the LA County Fire Department for 20 years. He was in the station that was called for the firestation fire.

 

Ew, ew ew! Bleach, acid, an icepick! Anything to get that image out of my head!
Not bad DW, but partly I'm upset because Mother Nature shorted me and gave 'em to that gorilla!

 

At what age did she start teaching you?

 

How about this one?

 

I like both of them! Thanks! Much better!

 

I was 7.