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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 5, 2005.


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  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    sounds like compensation for finding a grey hair.
     
    VisuTrac, Dec 1, 2012
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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    What hair I have is all gray. No problem finding one, will send if you need some.
     
    ghrit, Dec 1, 2012
    #3122
  3. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    gray hair is winter pattern camouflage in this AO.
     
    VisuTrac, Dec 1, 2012
    #3123
  4. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member


    Unless you're in prison!
     
    Minuteman, Dec 1, 2012
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  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Next time, try it with a partner!
     
    kellory, Dec 1, 2012
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  6. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I was on the prowl for some new business cards today and came across "Mommy Cards," a must have for every busy Mommy. Has to be a Hallmark inspriration
     
    RightHand, Mar 11, 2013
    #3126
  7. DMGoddess

    DMGoddess Monkey+++

    Why do we call something we put in a truck a shipment, but when we put it on a boat, it's cargo?
     
    DMGoddess, Mar 11, 2013
    #3127
  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    why do we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way?
     
    kellory, Mar 12, 2013
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  9. KAS

    KAS Monkey+++

    y do they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump?
     
    KAS, Mar 12, 2013
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  10. DMGoddess

    DMGoddess Monkey+++

    Why are they called jumbo shrimp? Those words don't even go together.
     
    DMGoddess, Mar 12, 2013
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  11. DMGoddess

    DMGoddess Monkey+++

    Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? (I live WAY too close to Hollywood!)
     
    DMGoddess, Mar 12, 2013
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  12. KAS

    KAS Monkey+++

    why is it called the world series?
     
    KAS, Mar 12, 2013
    #3132
  13. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    What would happen if an immovable object was hit by an unstoppable object?
     
    Sapper John, Mar 12, 2013
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  14. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Simple, the unstoppable object would pass through the a movable object. ;)
     
    kellory, Mar 12, 2013
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  15. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Page 10? Seriously? Wow...I need to come around more often.
     
    CRC, Apr 19, 2013
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  16. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Tag 'em and bag 'em and ship 'em back Overnight Air....Take your big car, and your attitude, and your wife's blue hair....Don't tell us how you do it up North, 'cause we don't care. :)

    (Courtesy of Brent Burns....Songwriter friend.)
     
    CRC, Apr 19, 2013
    #3136
  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "Raise a glass to Scotland, where men are men, and sheep are nervous.....";)
     
    kellory, Apr 19, 2013
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  18. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Awesome day! Spent the last week on a small island on the Coast of Florida...with dear friends.
    Perfect weather today...We had pedicures, and came back to sit by the pool. She lives on the creek, right off the river..12 ft of water at low tide.
    There is a sandbar in the creek, just to the right of the house...Today, about 5 or 6 dolphins were playing, and herded fish up the sandbar...They were playing with some, and ate some...Then, they made a slide of the sandbar...They threw themselves up on the sandbar, and slid back down...It was soooooo much fun to watch! Made my heart smile!

    Between the perfect weather, the pedicure, the dolphins eating and sliding...a 'perfect' haircut, and it's blonde again.....Well, this day was just one for the memory card....lasting memories, and happy tears...

    I saved the best for last. My only daughter is pregnant with my 1st grandchild. A baby girl, due on Flag Day. She was here for a good part of the day. Today, for the first time, I got to feel the little girl doing somersaults in there! Again, happy tears. Many of them.

    All in all, one for the books.
     
    CRC, Apr 19, 2013
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  19. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    It doesn't get much better than that CRC!
     
    E.L., Apr 20, 2013
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  20. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    No, it doesn't...I've had permagrin since then....In my heart.
     
    CRC, Apr 20, 2013
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