Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    History! Do you know what that truly means?:cool:
     
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Indeed I do...
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    The early days of black powder gunnery was a time when the dark art of firing a petard...was as dangerous to the bombardiers as it was to those on the receiving end. It's elementary military history....and I have an interest in things military.

    Latterly the petard is a weapon platform used in specialised tanks, (called "funnies", by the British in WWII) that fire a projectile about the size of a metal trash bin. It was used for obstacle breaching, and taking out concrete fortifications like pillboxes, weapons embrasures, bunkers, and suchlike. The petard tanks were much more reliable and less of a danger to the operators than it's ancient forebears....but it would draw the crabs like you wouldn't want to know.
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

  6. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    So I can Surf the Monkey....
     
  8. CATO

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  9. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    More likely, there is a government regulation requiring all loads on this type of railcar be strapped down. That same pencil pusher had a 2 hour 4 martini lunch and forgot about the tarp. When it comes to the Government, "Common Sense" is a long forgotten concept.
     
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  10. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey+++

    Thats just wrong
     
  11. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    Not to bust the funny party, but it is a drop side gondola car, straps are most likely a safety for the sides. most drop sides have a safety lock w/ air cylinders to operate the sides, but my best guess is that they are broken on this car.
     
  12. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    ^^you might be right, but then woudn't they have had to put the straps on before the load went in, to keep the sides up??

    either way, it's funny
     
  13. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Chello, you are a wonder. That is the first correct answer I have ever heard for that phrase. though, this is the version I am more familiar with: A 90lbcast iron cannon placed on a stand, or hung from a bipod against a door. If the bombadeir failed to exit the blast site in time, he had a nasty habit of dying in pieces,of gory rain. images (23). download (7). download (8). images (22).
     
  14. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

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    Ruger is said to be Bringing out a new Commemorative pistol.
    It will be called " The Senator"

    It won't work, and you can't fire it
     
  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    @Visu Trac

    Funny-demotivational-posters4.
     
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  16. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    @chelloveck, I've got no hate for the bieber. But, I'll take that gun.
     
  17. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Ok, if we had a monthly award (in this case annual award) for best post in this thread.
    I think @ditch witch has the lead by a long long margin for her moobs post. ewwwww.
     
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  18. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    I would have to second that one. It was an excellent retort, and I was the target. .... LOL
     
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  19. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    she cheated. no nipples allowed. I think we may need some retaliatory nipplage ;:)
     
  20. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I never saw no law 'gainst tits on a boar.
     
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