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When a bug hits the windshield, what is the last thing to go through his mind?

 

His feet ?

 

Close, His a$$!

 

I was wondering if you had ever had spoth?

Spoth is an old German casserole type dish.

It's made from asparagus, onions and a variety of German sausages and cheeses.

Very few spices, if any, save for a small amount of salt.

The one thing to remember is to slow bake it for a number of hours and never to broil it.

It used to be very popular, especially in New York up until the mid- twentieth century.

It's always quicker to make if it is broiled, so quite a few restaurants started preparing it that way.

The result was a decline in the popularity of the normally delicious entree.

Today it's rarely ever fixed and most have actually forgotten about it.

It's rather sad, because it's really very good and a bit of German heritage as well.

It's pretty obvious why, though.

It's another one of those cases where too many cooks broiled the spoth.

 

That is almost punny!

 

True, but it's really just another shaggy dog story...

 

Did you hear of the sewer apes that only ate homosexuals on Christmas eve?

 

I never heard of sewer apes... although I may have actually seen a few qualifiers...

 

Everyone knows Yule Gibbons only ate fruits and nuts....

 

That must have been a California joke

 

Why, I see no-fault with it...

 

Sounds like a line...

 

Why not? They claim most things are st, Andrea's fault...

 

Are you being abducted again?

 

How would one ever know?

 

By the anal implants of course.

 

You're aware that Charlie Sheen bought a Japanese film company and is making a knockoff of 2 Broke Girls entitled 2 and a half yen... The name of the film company is "Sun Myung Moon's in Uranus."

 

Well, that would fit with the discovery of the ID of that kid who stopped the tanks in tiamin square. Did you hear they released his name?

 

Sun Yong Dum Ful....