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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Naw, they already know how to shoot....

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Feb 3, 2013

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tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

You got me. I didn't recognize it as a joke. Heck knock knock often goes over my bald head.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Feb 4, 2013

#942
Quadfather Monkey

Quadfather, Feb 4, 2013

#943
Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Feb 4, 2013

#944

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

He just wanted to keep you from adding an evil part to an otherwise legal 10 round firearm....

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Feb 4, 2013

#945

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Liberal views of evolution...

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Feb 4, 2013

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ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

It isn't murder if they can't find the bodies.
Если вы голосовали за Байдена я надеюсь что дети срут вам в суп

ditch witch, Feb 4, 2013

#947
ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

It isn't murder if they can't find the bodies.
Если вы голосовали за Байдена я надеюсь что дети срут вам в суп

ditch witch, Feb 4, 2013

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ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

Notice that is a LEGAL 16oz sized soda, and not the illegal 44 ouncer.

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

Liberal views of evolution...

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It isn't murder if they can't find the bodies.
Если вы голосовали за Байдена я надеюсь что дети срут вам в суп

ditch witch, Feb 4, 2013

#949
Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Feb 4, 2013

#950
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Sorry, but that one doesn't work. Can't put him on the side of the British, He pissed them off by returning the bust, the presidential hug of the queen, and the royal uninvite to the wedding. besides, his grandfather would be rolling over in his grave.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Feb 4, 2013

#951

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ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

kellory said: ↑

Sorry, but that one doesn't work.
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What about him does work?

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Feb 4, 2013

#952

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Better ?

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Feb 4, 2013

#953

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Meanwhile..In Kellory's backyard...

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Feb 4, 2013

#954

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Feb 4, 2013

#955
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

Meanwhile..In Kellory's backyard...
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BANG!!

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Feb 4, 2013

#956

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

Visu has lots of experience with those little Bandits.....

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Feb 4, 2013

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

QED

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Feb 5, 2013

#958
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Feb 5, 2013

#959
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Feb 5, 2013

#960

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Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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