A couple of friends from Denmark just started a new survival forum. Give Doomsday Forum a look next time you have a chance. They've just started out but are doing a great job filling up with basics
I checked out the site...and they seem to have made a good start. But would they cope with a chelloveck?
Why not Chell ? Here in the tree we cope with you pretty well 97.63% of the time. Heck, 50% of the time I even understand without running for the dictionary. O.K., make that 30%.
Probably not too hard for Chell as I think he must be a consortium of many ghost spanning multiple millenniums.