Yet another use for a dump pouch

Funny how muzzie dogs look just like any other dogs.

 

but to call them, you have to say "Ta'alla kelbie kelbie kelbie." (Here doggie doggie doggie)

 

That just...uh..doesn't have quite the same, you know.. roll off the tongue "ring" to it.

 

In some armies it may be considered a four legged rationpack with a heartbeat. Feed it and water it until you're ready to cook it and eat it!