This thread Will never die!

My left one is bigger than my right one.

 

Stasted a fart?

 

That could cause bain dwamage.

 

Today i suggested that China should take their own drone (which looks a lot like a predator) and do some hunting in DC. And I said it on the Internet!

So if i go missing y'all will know why.

Oops, I did it again!

 

@Brokor Ich bin ein alter Mann. Ich werde nicht kämpfen. Ich werde nur starten schießen.

 

Ah Shyt. Another gray hair. Seriously?

 

At least you have hair, mine left me for someone younger years ago

 

Wife's chili gave me gas. Makes me wonder: why don't ghosts fart? My late Uncle George would be a farting ghost if he decided to haunt his former home.

 

Simple, if ghosts farted, the wouldn't have time to haunt, they would show up, then scoot out the other wall, completely out of control, as they were propelled by random jets. If would be a case of force without mass. Though, hmmmm,...if you could capture them, AND train them to face the same direction, WHILE thinking more stupidly, that might increase their DENSENESS, allowing them to impart a slight force on a paddle wheel, and derive a small amount of free work from the phenomenon.
Though, I believe the whaling would keep you up at night, with more Government funded testing of alternative energy sources, is may be possible this could be a nighttime companion technology for solar panels!
Because, I have a documented hearing loss in both ears, I would be the best test subject for the feasibility of the noise issue, allowing for the working up to full hearing participants in later trials, In that case, send your kick-start dollars here, and in the event the spook drive spoke wheel takes off, you can get in on the ground floor! You would receive a numbered original Spook-spoke wheel with a unique paint scheme, and the documentation of it being one of the very first ones! (could become quite collectible!) With your participation, and the government grants, we could make this work!

Disclaimer: When there is a dramatic temperature change in a Biblical location. Beware of flying porkers, All rights reserved.

 

Bitcoin. I just spent 2.5 hours on my Original bitcoin thread adding way too much content. Now my brain hurts.

 

I just watched an hour+ of the bit-coin info, now my brain hurts.

 

Sex in the shower rocks!