was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. After about 5 minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why a fluck you ask me dat? It coz I Chinee?" "No, no" I said. "It's 'cos you're drinking my beer, you slanty-eyed little bastard!"
Man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks "Do you serve Muslims?" The bar tender looked confused for a minute then said, "I guess we do, I suppose...." "Well, do you serve Jack Daniels?", the man asked. "Yes, We do", said the bartender. "Good", said the man. "I'll have a Muslim for my alligator and bring me a Jack straight up." or Man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks "Do you serve Politicians?" The bar tender looked confused for a minute then said, "I guess we do, I suppose...." "Well, do you serve Jack Daniels?", the man asked. "Yes, We do", said the bartender. "Good", said the man. "I'll have a Politician for my alligator and bring me a Jack straight up." (This was a joke about colored people but they don't have as much sense of humor about such things as Muslims so I changed it, but I don't really care if I piss Politicians off or not,) Seacowboys
methinks it was shoot first, blow up the pieces that remained then take another look at shooting the debris just for good measure. Why quit when you're ahead!
Waste not, want not. When it stops moving, put one more in the coconut just to be sure, then move on.
Reminds me of the story about the guy that got fired for sticking his finger in the pickle slicer at work...she got fired too.
