Post Apocalypse Job Search

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by F. Ticious, Mar 19, 2012.


  1. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    He could make it.... It is fairly simple to synthesize....
     
  2. i was always one for fall traps and bamboo or stick spikes suck in the ground or wrapped on a small log set to swing when they approach kind of like predator the first move,
     
  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Read post number 501 and 507.
     
  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Frank.??? and your saga will continue in 5..4..3..
     
  5. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    It was 420, give him a break.
     
  6. F. Ticious

    F. Ticious Monkey+

    I always relied on the Home Owner's Association to take care of problem neighbors before but I guess that in these hard times, we must all learn to either get along better of take a little initiative and make the problem go away. I do not believe that I will be troubled by these neighbors again any time soon.
    I am spending a lot of time underground for a few days because of the Drones. I was able to foil any attempt by searchers to enter my cave by posting Mr. Ghrits outside and painting all of Molly's children to resemble skunks as well. I over heard the comment that this must be a huge skunk den and everyone should avoid it....LOL...I wouldn't mind meeting that little red-headed Deputy or whatever she is...
     
  7. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    We were all getting very concerned about you Frank. What's this about Drones and a red-headed Deputy??? Very glad to hear that you are still alive and have your wits about you
     
  8. F. Ticious

    F. Ticious Monkey+

    I am fine, just trying to stay under the radar. I believe that I have solved the problem with my neighbors but I will admit that I sort of miss Thursday's evening pan-flute concerts. There are drone aircraft flying about looking for anyone else in the area but Molly has shed her brood and I painted them to look like little skunks, as long as nobody notices the bald tails.
    The up side is that I have completely stripped all the vehicles of anything useful and was able to capture a fair amount of clothing, weapons, and supplies.
     
  9. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You have become quite a crafty fellow as the weeks have gone by. So you now have,, along with the venomous snakes, a snapping turtle, Molly the possum, Mr Ghrits, the skunk and 9 little pseudo skunks all guarding your homestead. Ingenious!
     
  10. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Post picture's of both....
    One or the other...You may have to Hit Dat'...
    lol..



     
  11. F. Ticious

    F. Ticious Monkey+

    Well that is kind of you to ask, Mr. gator. I always enjoy showing pictures of my extended family.
    Red deputy.JPG opossum1.JPG
     
  12. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A friend from Columbus, Ga. sent this to me; wonder if this is our buddy, Frank?
    Newspaper04-22-2012.
     
  13. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Cool ..The one with the camera has my attention.. The other's..Not so much...lol
     
  14. F. Ticious

    F. Ticious Monkey+

    :rolleyes:[dunno]
     
  15. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Wow! It sure does sound like it might involve Frank and his neighbors. Now his recent post makes more sense to me. I was having trouble putting it all together.
     
  16. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Gotta wonder how the bird watcher was involved. Deputy? Frank, I thought you were on the lam.
     
  17. carly28043

    carly28043 Monkey+

    Newspaper04-22-2012.
    My brother, who lives in Georgia, sent mea picture of that paper too. He was amazed at the sheer magnitude of the trouble those 11 had found. Frank did you make sure to cover your tracks with that email? You know their lawyer will have discovery, and I'm sure you don't want to meet their friends.
    Newspaper04-22-2012.
     
  18. lawyers bah, and just as I was forgetting frank's former profession.

    nothing but trouble when lawyers get involved with stuff.

    And what a deal most of the fellows passing laws are lawyers, so makes sense for them to make them so obfuscated that ya need to pay a lawyer to figure em out and keep you away from the point of a gun enforcement of stoopid rules.

    Frank, ya be staying away from them lawyers, they mean ya no good.
     
  19. F. Ticious

    F. Ticious Monkey+

    Family album
    Mr. Ghrits and Molly.
     
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  20. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You have a lovely "family" Frank, a peaceable kingdom
     
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