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Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by F. Ticious, Mar 19, 2012.


  1. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++


    A divorce settled out of court with resperatation would cost at least 1000$.
    You may be able to find someone to typest your agreement if you have nothing and no children for a 100 bucks,

    For a MAN with children and assetts to be represented in court will cost anywhere from 8,000$ to 50,000$ or even more depending on the case.
    Men in the UNITED STATES are completely DISCREMENTAD against in a divorce. THE COURT SYSTEM DOES NOT WORK FOR MEN PERIOD.

    I guess 99$ lawyers wind up in caves also.... FTicious are you a man?
     
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  2. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    chello sorry for the yellow faces that was my 4 year old doings
     
  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Actually, Larry you were wrong about the cattails and you are wrong about the $99.00 no contested divorce too; We were in Phoenix City, Alabama last weekend for a shooting match and saw an interstate bill-board advertising $99.00 no contested divorces and had a huge laugh about it...hmmmm I wonder if that was Frank?
    BTW...I am starting to wonder if your name is really Larry and if in fact, you are in Alabama or somewhere up North?
     
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  4. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Okay, so you've discovered my non de plume
     
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  5. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey+++

    Fictitious?
     
  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Larry?

    non de plume = non pen (owner / user)
     
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  7. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    That aint the first time Ive been wrong,,,,,,,,,likley not the last. Spring is early but where Im at that cattals wont bud for a while and have bearly starte growing, and the trees have not fully flushed out yet. I guess Ft is in the cave in your back yard.

    OPSEC on the karry up north thing LOL
     
  8. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    And y'all thought I was a Yankee and female on top of that
     
  9. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Have you ever been cold and had nowhere to get warm? Have you ever been hungry and had nowhere to get food? Have circumstances ever placed you in situations where you were swept up in the flood and just had to try keep from drowning? Machismo would make most say yes, but I wonder how true that would really be? Would anybody step up and share their tale of woe and not paint themselves the hero? I got thrown in jail for aggravated assault on a law officer with a banjo, many years ago. Before it was over, I was broke, homeless, had no friends left, family didn't want to hear from me and everything I owned was on my back. I thumbed around the country working at rent-a-wino jobs, but sometimes I stole to eat, when I could find no work. I sold so much plasma, the tracks are still visible 30 years later. Prior to this, I was a moderately successful businessman, owned my own home or at least the mortgage on it. I employed people, including one of the Deputys that had to arrest me. I still will not share the events that led up to this but I could not rest the blame anywhere but on me. I got picked up for vagrancy once, while walking through a town on a railroad track, picking up grain that had fallen from cars and filling my pockets for nourishment. They fed me hotdogs in jail, it was Thanksgiving day. They threw away my dried corn.
    When they released me, they kept the hunting knife that was in my little knapsack because it was a dangerous weapon and not a tool I needed to survive. I stole another one, a butcher knife, from a church kitchen and left a note apologizing and a promise to replace it one day; I didn't.
    I began avoiding people and ultimately ended up working my way down through Central America and the Caribbean and decades later, can hardly believe some of the events that transpired between here and there, but I do not question circumstance that can radically change the course of human events.
     
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  10. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    *puts boyscout manual away* okay, think I got my rope knotted right. Now where'd that Lawyer git to? Gotta Test It!! :D
     
  11. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Ive never been in prison ........... nor have I ever lives in the WBhite house. I have however experience a whole lot of life that sucked and most of it was behond my control.. I went from a super nice home in So California to a mobile home park in Bama... .I worked 3 jobs for 2 years and dug my self out of a what seemed liked a impossible. Mosr recitly I got mu axx kicked by a 7 year marriage in which will kill my chances of having a real nice retirement. Best I will be able to do is make a whole lot of money in my 60s and that hard although not impossible.


    With all that said I just dont believe this thred is real... if Im wrong may God Bless the Ftictious man
     
  12. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    That is the whole point of this entire thread; it does not matter if the character is real or not and it amazes me that so many cannot see the obvious. The guy isn't trying to be your friend or sell you anything, he isn't offering any opinions, he has a stated position and is asking for real survival advice: last I heard, that is what this entire forum is about? In three days, it has generated 18 pages of responses to real survival issues, whether the character is real or not. I have seen more REAL survival advice on this one thread in the past three days than I have seen in the entire forum in the past three months. Now put that in your Bug-out bag.
     
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  13. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Dear Frank Lee, Do not let someone tell you that cow-tipping will work so you can get milk. Cows are not top heavy, they do not sleep standing up like horses sometimes do, and they are very alert especially at night. Cows can also be quite mean and territorial. Cow-tipping is a hoax. What kind of cows are they? I have some ideas.
     
  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Calf tipping with a spear is the way i would roll...If i was hungry enough...
     
  15. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Isn't that a little like Rustling?
     
  16. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    UnKnown caves with pleanty of live stock leaves for the collction of pleantty of bull shi$
     
  17. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Yep...But only if i was hungry enough...Never have..Not say'n that i never will..an honest answer...


     
  18. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Any of us would do whatever we had to do to survive or protect our family. Rustling/stealing, whatever, and anyone who says different isn't being honest with themselves
     
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  19. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    and that is why we Prep, in the first place, because we do NOT want to beholden to anyone else, for our own Families Survival. If you have to rustle calves, to live, then there MAY be a Calf Owner, out there, that maybe be looking for you, along with all his neighbors, and carrying BIG Guns, and a Nice Length of Rope, while they are out doing it..... ..... You either are Prepared, or you face the consequences of not doing so..... YMMV....
     
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  20. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    ILL JUST ASK THE QUESTION?????????????? streight on.........

    Is thred for real???????????? In my humble opinion it is not.
     
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