An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand. The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs **** in it.'The guy shouts back, "I'm and American. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron." The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more." `Random internet source. I wrote "Amish" in quotations because I am not exactly sure that an Amish person said this. It made me think about how it feels to talk about prepping with some people.
Good one. There is another "Amish" joke-supposedly true. Perp broke into a home, started picking up what he wanted , and the old Amish gent walked into the room with his double barreled "rabbit eared" 12 gauge. He aimed at the stranger and said "brother, I mean thee no harm but I am about to discharge my shotgun where thou art standing".
