So I inquired about a house for rent... I went to look at the house and discovered the real Mr Snowden working in his yard. He informed me that the house was for sale but not for rent and that this was quite likely a scam. "Don't send them a deposit", he warned. I back traced the emails and found that they originated in Lagos, Nigeria. Oh boy - I love screwing with Nigerian 419 scammers! IP Address: 41.138.188.127 (41.138.188.127) IP Address Country: Nigeria IP Continent: Africa IP Address City Location: Lagos IP Address Region: Lagos IP Address Latitude: 6.4531, IP Address Longtitude: 3.3958 Organization: Visafone Communications Limited I replied: He replied: My reply: His reply: I'm going to ask him to answer my darn questions before we can go further with this negotiation. I'll update later. My goal is to get him to spend some money to make sure the deal goes through.
I got a text message today, telling me I had won a $1000.00 gift card from Walmart. Texted them back and told them to apply it to my next month's cell bill at ATT.
Perhaps they can help you out with snatchlicker???? I was very much saddened at the passing of your very precious Snatchlicker....it must have been a devastating loss Perhaps if they showed some good faith by agreeing to meet some part of Snatchlicker's interment expenses????
How's that prescription working out for your daughter,is it helping those headaches or is she just gaining weight from the munchies? Too friggin' funny
A few days went by so I sent a tickler: He replied with another form email - just can't get this guy to actually respond to my queries: I filled out the rental app, password locked the pdf and sent him 13 MB of worthless junk in return. I bet that'll take awhile to come through the internet cafe in Lagos. Maybe they charge per kb password is "open sesame" although I forgot to give it to Mr. Snowden
The only thing he'll read is "ready money." One of those scammers was taken to the cleaners on 60 minutes the other night after they sheared a sheep.
Oh, and by the way...you now have a new dog. Spamming bandwidth choking "essential" reading was a nice touch....I wonder if Confederate dollars would be an acceptable medium of exchange....expired phone cards??? Oh by the way...did you not mention to them that you now have a replacement for Snatchlicker....and you have named the dog Muffdiver! : O
LoL the problem with Monkeys being smarter & more aware than your average person, is that a Bored Monkey tends to Monkey around inside sum of the less Gifted's heads!!! LoL
A speedy reply!!! Interesting since he doesn't have the adobe password to open my application... small matter I suppose. Maybe he's also a file cracker or he knows that 'open sesame' opens everything... I decided to add a bit of tension into this game. Nigerian scammers are notoriously territorial so I've emailed him from a spoof account claiming to be a fellow scammer: Translation from Nigerian Pigeon English to English follows: he he he Credit to www.419eater.com for the Nigerian-ish English email text. I did not come up with that on my own but found it on their site under another chain of Nigerian scam letters.