So a baby seal walks into a bar, somehow, and sits down. The bartender looks at it a moment, confused, then shrugs and asks, "Well, alright...what'll it be?" The seal looks up at him with its soulful black eyes and says, "Anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."
I was really just lurking before calling it a night and I saw that you had added something here. Having before seen how "punny" you can be I had to check what you had to add to this one.