Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a sh***y outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
My Dad used to call this the 13th cranial nerve...connects your eyeballs to your ass, thus giving you a sh***y outlook on life
I like to call this "cranial rectal inversion", (CRI). This condition is totally out of control in the politico circles.