Cow's Tail A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two Black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a Difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of The cows had something white at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball With my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt hole. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks Like yours!'' 'I don't remember much after that' <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" style="width: 650px;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 1.5pt; width: 646px;" valign="top" width="100%"><table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"><table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" style="width: 484.5pt;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="646"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"><table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"><table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"><table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" style="position: static;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> [rofllmao][rofllmao] <table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" style="position: static;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
No wonder she missed and put it in the pasture. Once there was a minister, a rabbi, and a priest on the links when a monster thunderstorm came up on the horizon. The minister suggested that they return to the clubhouse and wait for the storm to pass. The rabbi rejected the idea, so they played on. Another hole was completed and the storm got closer, with heavy lightning strikes a very few hundred yards away. The priest suggested that they seek shelter without delay, and the minister concurred. The rabbi again said. "No, play on." Presently, the storm came overhead with lightning all around. The minister and priest were really nervous by now, but the rabbi simply raised his 5 iron over his head and beckoned the other two to come close, which they did. The minister shouted over the storm noise, "What are you doing? That will attract ol' sparky!!" The rabbi simply said, "See?? Even God can't hit a 5 iron!!"
