This thread Will never die!

I am soooooo envious with regard to the fishing, and smoked fish. But, with regards to Winter in your AO, well let's just say I am happy where I am at. Enjoy the fish! How big were the keepers? And, a picture would be fantastic .... ? maybe next time ?

 

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.


--- Lazarus Long in Time Enough For Love---

 

Yep....pulled out a bunch of old Heinlein books yesterday evening to re read.....Nice to visit with an old friend....Forgot how much I love his stuff.

 

And this one's for you ghrit.....

"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven."

 

"Cats are evil, dogs are just plain stupid." -Gunbunny

 

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They’re tiny men in little fur coats.




What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They hiss at you when you don’t do something right.
4. They’re totally unpredictable.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They’re moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.




This does not apply to Redheads, according to Mark Twain...
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."

 

Over a month since we've seen this.....

 

Last night we celebrated my oldest daughter Bonnie's first chair all-region, all-area finish at contest with dinner at the restaurant of her choice. She wanted Chinese so while we ate I entertained the family by singing "There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon". For those that have not heard it, google it. My girls did their best to not blow chunks while I sang as I ate cheesecake with my chopsticks.
http://humor.beecy.net/songs/chinesechicken/

 

Thanks Tracy, and Quig for the link.
After I noticed the roasted chicken on a stick looked like rat, you know what came next. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

 

Made me hungry for some chinese takeout for dinner. Wonder what that beef is in my "beef fried rice"? On second thought, I don't wanna know!