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Old 11-02-2009, 08:47 PM
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My son called from out of state with this joke.

"Dad, have you been to Wal Mart lately?"

"No, not in about a week, why?"

"They're selling obama Christmas decorations to hang on your tree."

"So what, you know how I feel about that @#@; why should I buy an ornament of him to hang on the tree?"

"For the first time, we can hang him from a tree legally."

I hope their not sold out before I can get there. LOL


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Old 11-02-2009, 11:49 PM
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I can just see millions of ornaments being arranged with rope around the neck.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:17 AM
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The Islamic Circle of North America, and their Lord Obama is not amused.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:27 AM
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A few of the Nobama decorations surrounded by these, that might bring some Christmas cheer
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